he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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