If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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