He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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