I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
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