Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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