after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
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