sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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