i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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