i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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