he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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