i don't like sucking hair
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
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