i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Just pee around me
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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