even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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