i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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