talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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