The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
there is puke in my bra ... again
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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