you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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