Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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