love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Randomize
