Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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