sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
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