don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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