I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
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