He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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