They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
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