last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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