I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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