i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Help. Why am I so naked?
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