We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
