I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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