If i come over, it means nothing
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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