we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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