note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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