That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
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