Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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