okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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