how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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