Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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