How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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