Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
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you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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