I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Randomize
