what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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