I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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