It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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