The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
it's like heaven, but drunker
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
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