Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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