do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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