ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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