Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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