We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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