Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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